Cryogenics Specialist T-Shirts

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Californians Abroad.

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'We need to know which era you'd like to be de-frosted in.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

Cryogenic Cookery

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'