Cryogenic Researcher Gifts

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

In the Year 2525

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Global Warming.

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

IPCC-Science

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

"...and doughnuts?!"

'The canary died.'