Cryogenic Researcher Gifts

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

IPCC-Science

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Global Warming.

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

Global Warming.

'The canary died.'

"...and doughnuts?!"