Cryogenic Enthusiast Gifts

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Snow is falling...

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'California: Here I come!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"There go the summer people, thank God."