Cryogenics Gifts

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Californians Abroad.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

'We need to know which era you'd like to be de-frosted in.'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

Cryogenic Cookery