Cryonics Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm spending a year in cryogenics, for tax purposes."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'See anything in marketing?'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

Mammalicide.

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

"By using my exhaust, I've solved the carbon dioxide problem."

People To Avoid At Parties # 64 I use a psychic healer..she a reincarnation..

Healing Crystals

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

'This card tells me you're a gullible young woman.' 'You're good! That's exactly what I am.'