Cryonics Specialist Gifts

'We need to know which era you'd like to be de-frosted in.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

In the Year 2525

Californians Abroad.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

'Things couldn't be better.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

"I'm Doc, and there's Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy. . . .Mr Peabody who deals with carbon and energy management."

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge