Cryonator Gifts

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Turkey Autopsy

Bryan Ferry

"I love your work!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Curiosity."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'It's a cursor.'

You Shall Know Us by Our Priorities

Californians Abroad.

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

In the Year 2525

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I just love take-out."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Frank Sinatra

'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"It was either plague, evil spirits or this arrow here..."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).