Cryonator Gifts

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Bryan Ferry

Turkey Autopsy

"I love your work!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Curiosity."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'It's a cursor.'

Californians Abroad.

"I just love take-out."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"It was either plague, evil spirits or this arrow here..."

'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."