Cryobiologist Gifts

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

Snow is falling...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Big Boy Foot

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

Bigfoot Research Center

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"