Cryo-curious Gifts

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Football fan

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'California: Here I come!'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"