Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).
Cryobiologist T-Shirts
Show off their profession with a witty cryobiologist t-shirt that’s as cool as they are. Comfortable, fun, and scientifically inspired—great for lab days or casual wear.
"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??
"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."
'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'
Scientist seen on loch.
"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"
Snow is falling...
"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."
A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".
"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."
Big Boy Foot
Alaskan Cryogenic Society.
"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"
'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'
"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"
'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'
"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'
"Darn! And me without my camera!!"
In the Year 2525
Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.
Myths and Other Urban Legends
'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'
"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."
"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."
P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis
'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'
"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."
"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"
"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"
"You should get that looked at, laddie."
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