Cryonics Researcher T-Shirts

Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Californians Abroad.

Animal cosmetic testing

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Great events in Chemistry...

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Global Warming.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

IPCC-Science

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

'The canary died.'