Cruise Crack-up Gifts

If you have a friend or family member who loves cruising and has a knack for cracking jokes, our 'cruise crack-up' products are just the thing. From humorous mugs to funny t-shirts and witty art prints, these gifts celebrate the joy and humor of life on the water. Capture their adventure-loving spirit and fun personality with unique, light-hearted items that will make them smile every time they see them.

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'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

from $19.00

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

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'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!' mockup

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

from $19.00

"Tell them we only have romaine!" mockup

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

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"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose." mockup

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

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"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off." mockup

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

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The Desert Island Package

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S. S. All You Can Eat

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"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers." mockup

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

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"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

from $19.00

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading mockup

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

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'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink',' mockup

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

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"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?" mockup

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

from $19.00

'I told you changing that one word would bring in the business!'

'I told you changing that one word would bring in the business!' mockup

'I told you changing that one word would bring in the business!'

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'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

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Viking Rover Cruises

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'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.' mockup

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

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"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend." mockup

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

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Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?' mockup

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

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'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.' mockup

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

from $19.00

Bon Voyage

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New US restrictions against Cuba

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"I told you when we booked this vacation that Valahalla is a luxury spacecraft not a place where dead Vikings go to party!"

"I told you when we booked this vacation that Valahalla is a luxury spacecraft not a place where dead Vikings go to party!" mockup

"I told you when we booked this vacation that Valahalla is a luxury spacecraft not a place where dead Vikings go to party!"

from $19.00

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

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"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!" mockup

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

from $19.00

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection. mockup

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.

from $19.00

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!' mockup

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

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'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.' mockup

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

from $19.00

New York Sightseeing Cruises

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'I hate these romance cruises.'

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'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.' mockup

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

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"So, what did you used to do?"

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"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona." mockup

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

from $19.00

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.' mockup

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

from $19.00

Cruise Crack-up Gifts Collection

Cruise Crack-up Mugs

Discover more humorous cruise-themed mugs that will make their mornings brighter and their spirits sail higher.

Cruise Crack-up Pillows

Find the perfect cruise crack-up pillows to bring humor and comfort to their home or boat seating areas.

Cruise Crack-up Prints

Browse our fun-filled cruise crack-up prints to add personality and laughter to any space with nautical humor.

Cruise Crack-up T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty cruise crack-up t-shirts—perfect for adding a humorous maritime touch to their wardrobe.