Booze Cruise Captains Gifts

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Fallen Angel.