Booze Cruise Captains Gifts

Looking for a gift for the adventurous booze cruise captain in your life? Our collection of humorous and charming items captures their love for sailing and the good times. Whether they’re steering the ship or reminiscing about favorite voyages, these gifts bring a splash of humor and personality to their maritime adventures.

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You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line! mockup

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

from $19.00

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

from $19.00

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded." mockup

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

from $19.00

We'll have Manhattans...

from $19.00

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors. mockup

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

from $19.00

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking. mockup

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

from $19.00

'Luxury cruise you said!'

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Upper class child with toy cruise ship. mockup

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

from $19.00

Shaken not stirred

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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?" mockup

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

from $19.00

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

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"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose." mockup

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda." mockup

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

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Wine of the Day Club

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In case of falling markets break glass. mockup

In case of falling markets break glass.

from $19.00

Join me in a Caiprinha!

from $19.00

Join me in a beer?

from $19.00

Australian Mobile Bar

from $19.00

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

from $19.00

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

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"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!" mockup

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends." mockup

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

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'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

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"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large." mockup

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

from $19.00

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?' mockup

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

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'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.' mockup

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

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'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .' mockup

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

from $19.00

Stag night high jinks.

from $19.00

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

from $19.00

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.' mockup

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

from $19.00

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!' mockup

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

from $19.00

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

from $19.00

'Dauber Micawber'

from $19.00

Booze Cruise Captains Gifts Collection

Booze Cruise Captains Mugs

Explore our collection of booze cruise captain mugs to find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift that will make their mornings smile.

Booze Cruise Captains Pillows

Add nautical flair with our pillows designed for booze cruise captains—comfortable, fun, and perfect for personalizing their favorite space.

Booze Cruise Captains Prints

Decorate with our shipshape prints that showcase the adventurous spirit of booze cruise captains—ideal for any maritime enthusiast.

Booze Cruise Captains T-Shirts

Check out our tees for booze cruise captains—crafted with witty designs that celebrate their love for the sea and adventure.