Booze Cruise Enthusiast Gifts

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Ticket and passport, please."

The Desert Island Package

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Punch Drunk

'It always great to get away from it all.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'This MUST be our ship!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'