"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"
Booze Cruise Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a booze cruise enthusiast? Whether they love sailing, enjoying a good drink, or both, our quirky and charming collection of products combines maritime adventure with spirited fun. From witty mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find something that celebrates their passion for cruise life and their love of a good time. These thoughtful gifts are perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, making every day a little more fun and a lot more spirited.
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
We'll have Manhattans...
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.
Upper class child with toy cruise ship.
Shaken not stirred
'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"
Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.
"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."
"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."
"Ticket and passport, please."
The Desert Island Package
'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
Punch Drunk
"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"
'It always great to get away from it all.'
In case of falling markets break glass.
Join me in a Caiprinha!
'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'
'Your first cruise then, mate?'
Beer/Wine/Spirits.
Australian Mobile Bar
Stag night high jinks.
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'
'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'
'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'
"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."
"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."
"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."
Booze Cruise Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Booze Cruise Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our range of booze cruise enthusiast mugs and find the perfect vessel for their morning coffee or evening drink.
Booze Cruise Enthusiast Pillows
Bring seaside fun into their home with pillows that feature playful booze cruise designs, perfect for relaxing at home or on their boat.
Booze Cruise Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with lively prints inspired by booze cruise adventures, adding a nautical touch to any room.
Booze Cruise Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover witty and nautical t-shirts that celebrate the joy of sailing and spirits, ideal for cruising or casual days on dry land.