Booze Cruise Enthusiast Pillows

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Shaken not stirred

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Ticket and passport, please."

The Desert Island Package

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Punch Drunk

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

Stag night high jinks.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."