Cruise Enthusiast Pillows

Santa Cruise

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

'When you said we'd have to 'live out of our suitcase' on this cruise, I thought it was a figure of speech!'

'Ten minutes after leaving Southampton, the Queen Mary 2 arrives in Fort Lauderdale.'

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."

"Does it offer luxury ICU cabins?"

"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."

'Calories!.. I am here!'

Caution Wet Floor

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

'I was thinking of booking a Florida cruise...'

Woman at Ace Travel Agency, sees sign on door - Investment Theme Cruise Cancelled Due To Bankruptcy.

'Sorry, but I guess we overbooked our cabins.'

"We aim to make every event on this cruise pleasurable, sir!" (lifebuoy with duck head on it).

'Sorry - no refunds...'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'WHIPLASH!'

Bad sea-legs

"How was your cruise?"

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

"Help! The Taster's Choice couple has fallen overboard!"

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

"Who just shows up without calling?"

"We got a robo call on a great deal on a cruise."

"I hear the food on this cruise is fantastic!"