Booze Cruise Captain Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for a booze cruise captain? Explore our collection of witty and lighthearted items designed to toast their adventurous spirit. Whether on deck or at home, these gifts add a splash of humor and charm, honoring the captain's love for the open waters and good times. Perfect for any captain who keeps the party afloat and everyone smiling.

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' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!' mockup

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded." mockup

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

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We'll have Manhattans...

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A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors. mockup

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

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Upper class child with toy cruise ship. mockup

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

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'Luxury cruise you said!'

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Shaken not stirred

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"Tell them we only have romaine!" mockup

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?" mockup

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

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Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

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"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose." mockup

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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In case of falling markets break glass. mockup

In case of falling markets break glass.

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Wine of the Day Club

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Join me in a Caiprinha!

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Join me in a beer?

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Beer/Wine/Spirits.

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Australian Mobile Bar

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'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .' mockup

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large." mockup

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

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Stag night high jinks.

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Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

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"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!" mockup

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

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'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?' mockup

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

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'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

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'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.' mockup

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

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'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

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"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends." mockup

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

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'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!' mockup

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

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"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!" mockup

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

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'You drink like a fish.'

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'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink',' mockup

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

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'Dauber Micawber'

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Booze Cruise Captain Gifts Collection

Booze Cruise Captain Mugs

Explore our collection of quirky mugs perfect for the booze cruise captain. Find a design that makes every sip and every toast more fun.

Booze Cruise Captain Pillows

Get cozy with pillows that bring humor and nautical flair to any space—ideal for the captain’s cabin or lounge.

Booze Cruise Captain Prints

Find fun and bold prints that add personality to the captain’s quarters or serve as a memorable gift for their adventures.

Booze Cruise Captain T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts that celebrate the crew’s favorite captain. Perfect for dressing up the party or the ship.