Booze Cruise Captain T-Shirts

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Shaken not stirred

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Ticket and passport, please."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Wine of the Day Club

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Dauber Micawber'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'