Booze Cruise Captain Prints

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Shaken not stirred

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Ticket and passport, please."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Wine of the Day Club

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Join me in a beer?

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Stag night high jinks.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You drink like a fish.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Dauber Micawber'