Booze Cruise Captains T-Shirts

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wine of the Day Club

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Join me in a beer?

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Stag night high jinks.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Dauber Micawber'