Crowned Joker Pillows

Royal Picnic

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"A little under done?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Christmas tree exchange

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Lion!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.