Crowned Joker Gifts

Royal Picnic

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Jack Gleeson

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"A little under done?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Christmas tree exchange

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Lion!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.