Crime Rate Commentator Gifts

Gift for a crime rate commentator? Explore our collection of clever, playful items that celebrate their passion for crime data. Whether it’s a humorous mug or a quirky print, these gifts add a dash of wit to their daily routine and show appreciation for their analytical nature.

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'Here's our wedding photo Mabel. Is that ID enough?'

'Here's our wedding photo Mabel. Is that ID enough?' mockup

'Here's our wedding photo Mabel. Is that ID enough?'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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New research on streetcrime

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?" mockup

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

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"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy." mockup

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

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"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!" mockup

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

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Crime Prevention Seminar

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"I see the cuts are starting to bite." mockup

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

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'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?' mockup

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

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A-1 security from crime....

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Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

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'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

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The Forensic Statistician...

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'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.' mockup

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

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Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account." mockup

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

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"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?" mockup

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

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"This is the part of the job I hate." mockup

"This is the part of the job I hate."

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"Did you remember to lock the back door? You know we've got one of the highest burglary rates in the country?"

"Did you remember to lock the back door? You know we've got one of the highest burglary rates in the country?" mockup

"Did you remember to lock the back door? You know we've got one of the highest burglary rates in the country?"

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We're not going to rush round just because you've had a gnome pinched...

We're not going to rush round just because you've had a gnome pinched... mockup

We're not going to rush round just because you've had a gnome pinched...

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Please Give Up This Seat To Anyone Wielding a Knife or Blunt Instrument.

Please Give Up This Seat To Anyone Wielding a Knife or Blunt Instrument. mockup

Please Give Up This Seat To Anyone Wielding a Knife or Blunt Instrument.

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Looter has a garage type sale calling it a Looters Sale

Looter has a garage type sale calling it a Looters Sale mockup

Looter has a garage type sale calling it a Looters Sale

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'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.'

'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.' mockup

'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.'

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'You've got that silly blank look again George or someone really has stolen your identity this time!'

'You've got that silly blank look again George or someone really has stolen your identity this time!' mockup

'You've got that silly blank look again George or someone really has stolen your identity this time!'

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"Mum? I think it's time I knew the difference between boys and girls." "Boys are six times more likely to commit murder and seven of every ten of those killed will be girls. Anything else?"

"Mum? I think it's time I knew the difference between boys and girls." "Boys are six times more likely to commit murder and seven of every ten of those killed will be girls. Anything else?"

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'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.' mockup

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

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Victimless crimes seem so futile. mockup

Victimless crimes seem so futile.

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'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?'

'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?' mockup

'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?'

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Crime Rate Commentator Gifts Collection

Crime Rate Commentator Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for crime rate commentators. They’re great for adding humor to coffee breaks and data discussions.

Crime Rate Commentator Pillows

Bring humor and comfort into your space with pillows that celebrate crime trends and analysis. Fun for home or office decor.

Crime Rate Commentator Prints

Decorate your space with prints that highlight the humor and fascination of crime data analysis. A great gift for enthusiasts and professionals alike.

Crime Rate Commentator T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts designed for crime analysts and enthusiasts. Perfect for casual days filled with data and humor.