Credit Card Crooner Gifts

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Festive squad

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

City & Western.

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'May we sing you a few carols?'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Your Flexible Fiend.

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"Let me do all the singing."

"And a parsley in a pear treeeeee!"

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'