Creative Rehabber Gifts

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Dog Walker

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Painting and decorating

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Addiction Research Centre.

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

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