Creative Rehabber Pillows

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Dog Walker

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Painting and decorating

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Addiction Research Centre.

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."