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I'm listing "origami" as a hobby on this dating site because it sounds better than "I like to make paper airplanes." What's a euphemism for "beer"?

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Online Dating

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'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'That must be my computer date.'

'Let's do lunch.'

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

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"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Friday night was always sext night.

'We met online.'

Online Romance

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.