Humorous Digital Daters Pillows

"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

You looked different during our video chat.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'That must be my computer date.'

Online Dating for Dummies

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

We met online.

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."