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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Let's do lunch.'

We met online.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

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"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Cyber Love