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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

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'Let's do lunch.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"He's a terrible drunk."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I'm so shallow."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You must be Olivia.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'