Seasoned Dater Mugs

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."