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"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Lovers.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Romantic Coffee Dates

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."