Adventurous Dater Pillows

'No offence, Captain, but two's company, three's a crowd!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Single men in Tahiti

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Mate Mart

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Don't even think about it!'

Russian Dating.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Borrow the Bag?

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'