Adventure In Dating Pillows

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Some advice, Tia Carmen...do not check out passing babes."

Romance

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Mate Mart

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Single men in Tahiti

Russian Dating.

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Borrow the Bag?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"There's plenty of fish in the sea!"

"I know this is only our second date, but mother insists you fill in some background information."