Adventure In Dating Prints

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Some advice, Tia Carmen...do not check out passing babes."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Romance

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Russian Dating.

Single men in Tahiti

Mate Mart

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Borrow the Bag?

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"So, back to my place?"