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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

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"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

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"She said don't forget the straw."

Russian Dating.

'Don't even think about it!'

Mate Mart

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

Borrow the Bag?

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"