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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Mate Mart

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Russian Dating.

Romantic Coffee Dates

'Don't even think about it!'

Single men in Tahiti

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

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