Date Night Adventurer Pillows

'The food's not that good...but they have great parking.'

"What? You're the one who told me to bring a friend."

"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"

Hey, Randy. It's Rudy. I'm on a date

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"My leg's fallen asleep and the rest of me is not far behind."

'Don't even think about it!'

Maureen Got Around.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Reading between the lines Geoff suspected the date wasn't going well as he'd hoped.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."