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Supremacist Court

"Not guilty?"

Yawning barristers in court

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Can you hear me now?"

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"Let's take in a trial."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

He was good. Real good.

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"My client demands a jury trial."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

'I object to the prosecution calling my client a liar. The witness is merely fact-based reality challenged.'