Courtroom Cartoon Collector Pillows

'In the case of the King vs All of His men I'm declaring a mistrial because of a possible bias by the jury.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A large leaf falling on a dog

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Call me?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

US and the EU

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Trump Poutine

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project