Courtroom Cartoon Collector Pillows

'In the case of the King vs All of His men I'm declaring a mistrial because of a possible bias by the jury.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Reagacentennial

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Trump Poutine

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

US and the EU

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'