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'I don't think the employment tribunal will be altogether happy with the third column.'

'I know you're the heart of the organization, but we're getting a transplant.'

"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."

"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."

'Damn it, Jefferson! You said you would down-size by attrition!'

"This company was founded on the principles of empowerment and shared equity. A bankruptcy and re-org fixed that particular problem."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

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'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'