Financial Cartoon Collector Pillows

The Decline of the Euro.

Stockton in California files for bankruptcy.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Reagacentennial

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'