Courtroom Cartoon Fan Pillows

'Your honour, my witness will testify that the defendant has been naughty since childhood.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

"Now that's a win."

Sue the Author 3PM

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Yawning barristers in court

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'You are both charged with quarrelling without a license!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"They're class action figures."

Sue The Bastards

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."