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Supremacist Court

"Not guilty?"

Yawning barristers in court

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Can you hear me now?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

"Let's take in a trial."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

He was good. Real good.

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"My client demands a jury trial."

"Objection over-ruled Counselor! Proceed to the clearly marked Fire Exit, if you follow my meaning."

". . . and that's the story of why you should find this defendant. . . GUILTY!"

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

Equal Time for All Christians

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'