Court Jesters Of Philosophy Gifts

Looking for a gift for the court jesters of philosophy—those who challenge ideas with humor and wit? Our collection features products that celebrate clever thinking and philosophical playfulness, ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh while pondering life's big questions. Whether for a friend, mentor, or yourself, these thoughtful and humorous items bring a unique blend of intellect and entertainment to the table.

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"Damn straight we're the only forms of intelligent life in the universe!"

"Damn straight we're the only forms of intelligent life in the universe!" mockup

"Damn straight we're the only forms of intelligent life in the universe!"

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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.' mockup

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

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"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up." mockup

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

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'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!' mockup

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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'How about a game of cards?'

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.' mockup

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

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'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!' mockup

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

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COWS: Cow Pong

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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"I say we move on to dessert."

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'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!' mockup

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

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Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

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Justice 4 Ron

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Medieval headlines.

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"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized." mockup

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.' mockup

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

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Basketball.

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?' mockup

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

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'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.' mockup

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

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'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,' mockup

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

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'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!' mockup

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

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'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?' mockup

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

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''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?' mockup

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

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'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!' mockup

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

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"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know." mockup

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

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"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I told you we should have had separate trials." mockup

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

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'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.' mockup

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

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Court Jesters Of Philosophy Gifts Collection

Court Jesters Of Philosophy Mugs

Discover more humorous and clever mugs inspired by the court jesters of philosophy—perfect for brightening up your mornings with a witty twist.

Court Jesters Of Philosophy Pillows

Find comfortable pillows with clever designs inspired by the court jesters of philosophy—add a humorous touch to your living space.

Court Jesters Of Philosophy Prints

Browse our art prints that combine wit and philosophy—perfect for decorating a space that appreciates intellectual humor.

Court Jesters Of Philosophy T-Shirts

Explore our witty collection of T-shirts that celebrate the playful side of philosophical thinking—ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.