Couch Quartermaster Gifts

"I wonder if I could get a job doing this?"

Right click for yes...

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

TV-Man

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

'You went to obedience school and you're still not allowed on the couch? What a gyp.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Have we scored yet?"

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.