Couch Commander Gifts

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

Worshiping the TV.

The king with real power is the one with the remote.

"Change the channel, I can't reach the remote control."

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

'You went to obedience school and you're still not allowed on the couch? What a gyp.'

"He had laziness thrust upon him"

The couch potato.

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

Working from Home

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Great New Year's resolution."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Sky, sir?"

"Why do they have to make remote control buttons so far apart?"

"Would it kill you to 'just once' read the instructions?"

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

What goes on at home, stays at home.

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

TV-Man

Just Married

'I'm glad to see you had no problems transitioning from the lazy days of spring, to the lazy days of summer.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Welcome to the Remote Control Freak Recovery Program."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"He used to want to take over the world."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Not now, Benjamin – Daddy's having a little quality time with himself."