Couch Commanders Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite Couch Commander? Our collection features playful, stylish items that honor their throne—whether they’re binge-watching, napping, or just masterfully mastering the art of lounging.

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'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.' mockup

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

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"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!" mockup

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

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'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?' mockup

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

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Check your universal remote control at the door.

Check your universal remote control at the door. mockup

Check your universal remote control at the door.

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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TV-Man

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"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing." mockup

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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'At least he isn't into drugs.'

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'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.' mockup

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

'John is watching the game under protest.' mockup

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well." mockup

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

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"I now pronounce you man and couch." mockup

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!" mockup

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

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'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.' mockup

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

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'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?' mockup

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

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"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually." mockup

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

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'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!' mockup

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

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"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game." mockup

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

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'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.' mockup

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

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'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!' mockup

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

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"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again." mockup

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house." mockup

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

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"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside." mockup

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

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"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

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