Couch Chessmaster Gifts

Man plays chess against TV.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Studies show foods work miracles!

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

TV-Man

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."