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Man plays chess against TV.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

TV-Man

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Prawn Amend

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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