Office Chessmaster T-Shirts

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Trojan Chess

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Bored Baker

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Pawn Stars

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Chess on TV

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Cat chess